i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”
everything andrew garfield has ever said about spiderman is so hot. that he wouldnt like tony stark, that hes jewish and that feeds into his character, that he should be allowed 2 be bi and fuck this 3947589 dollar studio if they want me to retract that…. sexiest thing a man has ever done
gay bitches be like “I’m yearning for someone to run their fingers through my hair softly while we lay together in comfortable silence” anyways I’m bitches
